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Sheer boredom creates nonsense

2005-08-26T10:47:00.000+01:00

Hello, my name is lalissa. I are flom Singapore. Velly nice place. To tlavel allound take taxi. Sometimes no taxi, so must ling. When taxi come tell Uncle.. lobinson load pls or Uncle Orchard load pls. They will tell u no ploblem. Velly good. In Singapore do only 2 things. Eat and go shopping. My favourlite food is flied lice. Many inglidient. Shopping everywhere, better go to Orchard load. Velly famous for nice thing. But on weekend, velly clowded. Not good. I work now with Cina tlavel agent, they teach us speak england. We tlavel to diffelent part ob Cina. Velly nice tour. Some tour take 5 day, some take 6 day. It is holiday. You try aso, when u flee.

Valid tattoo reasons

2005-08-19T10:59:00.000+01:00

Are tattoos?:
1) Symbol of oneself ( i refuse to think of myself as an insect!)
2) Sign of bravery (zeeeeettt zeeeeettttt needle alert needle alert!)
3) Sign of masochistic behaviour (see above)
3) Attention seeking device
4) Boredom (impulse and desire to have some permanent impression on self)
5) Beautification (i still can't understand why some would think that garfield or mickey & minnie having a shag is beautiful)
6) A work of art to be appreciated by all (or some select individuals)

Cockroach theories

2005-06-28T13:43:00.000+01:00

1) Cockroaches can smell fear
2) To prevent cockroaches from leaving vicinity, roll towels & place at gap between door & floor
3) If feeling in kind mood- Pandan leaves intoxicate cockroaches; but suggest pesticide
4) If all alone without pesticide or pandan leaves, call security guard

Building Character

2005-06-22T10:22:00.000+01:00

These are a few of my thoughts on what builds character:

1) lugging travel luggage to train station
2) holding poo during exams
3) trying to get frm pt A to pt B in intense sunshine, whilst i) trying to keep cool so makeup doesn't slide off ii) multi-tasking groceries, bag and wires from music player
4) eating with a roach/es beside ur table
5) climbing up 3 flights of stairs every morning without panting like a dog
6) living with ants
7) doing laundry by hand - notwithstanding trying to be a superhero and do the bedsheets as well.
8) trying best not to be swindled by cab driver whilst in hurry to make it to destination
9) standing beside man with stinky pits on train while he is oblivious something smells funny
10) getting pushed around just because u dun speak malay

Just one of em DAYS....